Im making a comic and this is Lance! If you have any questions throw them in my ask! Lance is a true friend that will never leave your side. But has a hard time keeping it in her pants

I went to the doctor to get circumcised and when I walked into the office, my doctor was looking at me like this.
no thank you!!!!!! didnt want that comment but thanks!!!!!!!!!!!

I didn’t want to get my foreskin hacked off by a mad man with an oversized willy whacker, but here we are.
non-confrontational cowboy that wont turn around after the 10 paces
he just breaks into a sprint and nobody has ever been able to hit him because he serpentines so well
I know I’ve seen one of these pictures before, but I hadn’t known there were THIS MANY pictures of this adorable cat, with rubber duckies!
My little army

Me walking home in Minecraft after taming every parrot in the jungle
This feels vaguely threatening